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Moms now a days
WHEN I CLEAN, she comes home.
Me: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi.
When i DON’T clean, she comes home.
Me: Hi mom.
Mom: What, do you love me? There’s no hope. You must hate me. Do you want me to get old quick? you don’t do shit in this house. Do you pay the bills? you ain’t pay no bills, might as well live under a bridge!
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